things to wait for every "Bulagaan" time

1. colored and often channel 2-bantering one liners of joey de leon
2. what kind of cool shirt mr. de leon is wearing
3. who is going to get a zero score
4. who is going to get a 100 score
5. who is going to get whatever score
6. will vic pull down jimmy santos' oversized shorts again
7. will vic stick out his elbow to get a 100 at the roleta
8. will allan k's false teeth show up again on national television
9. what's the cause of sugar's crying
10. who's gonna get the shower